and this is how the cookie crumbles.

18 years

Hi.
Hello. šŸ˜€
How are you going?
I’m still sick. šŸ™ I want to DIE.
awww pooor thing I feel a tad sickerning tooo.
Well, after… 15 or so Cruisers, five shots of Tequila and a couple of cocksucking cowboys, you would.
Well dude I thought I was bad you were worse! I don’t know how you could even stand up!!?
With great difficulty, I can assure you.
YOu know where you are?
I’m still in Drunk Land. I’m so dizzy. Your eyes are still hanging out of your head.
we shouldn’t have gone to bed at 8am this morning, but hey what can yaaa dooo.
Drink some more and be very, very merry?
You can’t touch this.
Stop. Hammertime.
knock knocking on heavens dooorar.
Hey rich bitch, shut up. I’m going to totally steal that necklace off you.
mmmm tis nicenesssssssssss *drools*
I hate you. D:
O: Your so mean to me I go cry now :'(
Good. Then I can LAUGH.
O: I’m going to take the alcamahol away from yooooou!!
Oh noes!!1 Please don’t. I’m soooo sorry. šŸ™
(:
šŸ˜€
8_o
o_8
8_o
e_e
e_p
q_p
b_d
Har har. :B
omg ahahahhahahahhhfhfhfhahha
Okay, have we wasted enough of their time yet?
I fink so.
Okay. Well, good night everyone. <3 Elise. xxx
peace out m/ šŸ˜› <33333 KASSSMANNNNNN

WELCOME TO TEH INTERWEB!!!!!!111

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Lo2l22 DAT rr rueally funney!!
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heywl dud ur see der sturpper??
IT WAS FALFOY!!!!!???
O:O:O:O:O:O:O::O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:OO::O WIIIITT??? WOOTT??
I NOIS!! rofflecat ong
dud ur huld my hund/>?
ummm ok BYT WE NO GAE!!!!!!111
YAHHS I Kiwww can i sure ur bud??
i gess soooo…….roffle omgs
yarrrh but wur noy guys ind I live uou!
i luvre yu 2 goielk
:D::D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D::Dd;;D;D::D:D:D:
ok buttsekz vow????
O: YAAAH Wif buetter?
4 reel :DE
O: I HER SIEONE CUMING?
NE 2 BI GOIKLER
BYEYEEEEEEeeererhhr
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wut dart meen?????
???? ur sulyly?
NO U R I HAET IU
WUNNA MAKE BABIES??
UMMMMMMM YES
šŸ˜€ LOIB UT CRAGE
LUER U 2 FROIK
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10 Responses

  1. lmfao!! omigosh you and Elise are so crazy! šŸ˜€ hehe :P. Sounds like you 2 were having an insane time ;). So so random yet so so entertaining šŸ˜› šŸ˜› hehe
    love yoooool <3333333

  2. :heart: meep! Awww you an Elise sound like you had a freaking blast! Wish I could have flown on my broom to meet you’s! xD *smoochers* I’m glad besides I bad hangover, that your party went well! šŸ˜€ love you hun!

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